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EverythingWillSuck · #51

Name: Carrot Top

Age: 77

Weight: 200 lbs

Disposition: Heel

Finish 1: Shit Burger Deluxe Shake
Finish 2: Carrot Straight Edge Frenzy

hope I forgot nothing

Schimid · #52

That's great and all, but you fags gotta realize that I'm using your usernames for this board rather than what you put

It's easier to know who loses that way

Anonymous · #53

Just make Jeanette the Nature Boy, like I was going to before I got bored with doing the NWO.

Schimid · #54

Sadly, this is nowhere near the hilarity of the NWO threads. :/

There are no pictures involved, just written results because I'm too lazy to do anything else

EverythingWillSuck · #55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schimid

That's great and all, but you fags gotta realize that I'm using your usernames for this board rather than what you put

It's easier to know who loses that way

alright :/

Schimid · #56

YOU HAVE ALL BEEN HIRED

All except for Mike, Hickman and Rongi. Characters really wouldn't work in this situation

Schimid · #57

Alright, but now, I need an announcer/color commentator (Can also be a wrestler,) and a referee name. :[

FIRST PEOPLE TO REPLY GET THE SPOTS

Anonymous · #58

aroo

the referee should be named 'Sputnik'

Schimid · #59

Soda Popinski is the announcer, Chojin is the color commentator. I made Pickleman the referee because I'm an unoriginal bitch.

Also, Matt Harty and Tropical were not permitted.

Tropical, I need actual finishing moves. But I can make your gimmick a Kung-Fu Master :O

Schimid · #60

ALRIGHT, Y'ALLS.

I've had two ideas:

Each week, post up the card, and then have you guys mock your opponent in Mock Wars. If it could happen, we could merge the Technophile Talk and Q&S threads into one to make room for this, if RoG doesn't want to flood Mock Wars. Me and a few others will decide who wins and who loses, based solely on humor. It'll be like Mock Wars, but year-round. :O

OR

Chojin's idea--I let the computer pick who wins, and people respond to the results, in-character.

ROCK THE VOTE

Schimid · #61

Oh, and Rongi or Crunch need to join with their finisher being "SUPAR LOO"

Schimid · #62

Regarding The Stat System:

You all start with 50 in the stats. These are things like Brawling, Stiffness, Over, Speed, stuff like that. Stats won't help you win a match, since I always choose that, but it's awesome for the results--your wrestler will do awesome moves and spots and bumps and shit.

To gain stats, if you can make me (or any of my co-judges) LOL anywhere on the boards, I'll add 5 to all of your stats.

Example: Liquidstatik sucks and loses a buncha matches, but then he says a few really funny things and I LOL a lot at what he posts. His stats will go up, and he'll still lose, but it'll be in style.

Sam · #63

STYLIN' AND PROFILIN!

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Schimid · #64

You just earned five points. Seriously. :/

Command Prompt · #65

I SAY ITS TIME FOR "SLAUGHTER IN THE SAND" BITCH

liquidstatik · #66

The image isn't showing up.

So I don't get the joke.

Sam · #67

It's a picture of The Shiek, but it's still not funny with the picture. =(

liquidstatik · #68

Well that's not cool. :o

Mike · #69

UMMMM..I'm not a character. Whatever made you think I was a character? I'm serious.

ziggytrix · #70

Quote:

The nationality of the mysterious The Amazon is unknown. With his obscure name and vicious Pirhana Bite, fans are baffled as to the origin of this wrestler. Speaking only in Portugeuse, and wearing a Brazilian flag, the secretive warrior known only as The Amazon rarely gives interviews. And when he does, he usually grabs the sportscaster's face and bites most of it off. Sometimes he will grab them in a modified headlock and shake their head around a few times. Then he does a little dance while screaming, "Outlaw Choke! Outlaw Choke!" This wrestler is a favorite among the criminally insane, African cannibals, voodoo practitioners, and people with birth defects. The Amazon has yet to be fully accepted by the American fans, and were they not frightened of him so much, they would probably give him the King Slender fruit treatment. But after the slaughter of 1979 in an Arkansas arena, people are very respectful to the pea soup colored mutant. And to the survivors of that night, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Studio8 · #71

Anonymous · #72

I don't think you can add to the stats while the promotion is running, Schimid. You can go into the editor, but the changes won't be reflected in your save.

Schimid · #73

Yeah, but I doubt I'm going to actually have a full-fledged promotion.

I was thinking of just running one card, then adding to stats accordingly, and start a brand new one each week. I'd be able to give the people their belts back easy, too, so it'd work.

And what I was thinking about doing is a combonation of our two ideas. I let the game choose randomly who wins, but who wins is chosen by the stats--and whoever makes me and a few others LOL the most has the best stats, so they'll win.