I-Mock's 50 Most Awesomely Bad Posters!

[ProfessorCool]

50.
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The character of characters Bubsy. Based off the classic videogame character, his short time here left no subject taboo to him. Making the his senseless off-topic wit the talk of the board in the late winter of 2004. But his time was as short as the laughs he made, and he faded away when fartin mowler decided to give up on the character.

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COMEDIAN FRANK CALIENDO: You know, in the game, bubsy didnt talk so much, but when he came to the message boards, you came to miss those times when he didn't talk. HAHAH HAH! What, is there no laugh track in this thing?!?

[Spastic Colon]

Goddamn your lazy! Did you just get all the way down to fifty on a top 50 countdown and say "Eh, the rest speaks for itself"?


please don't put me on your list

[soundtest]

49.

The one, the only: Wang. The name says it all. Although the Mock Wars and Questions & Suggestions boards were unsafe during his time here, Wang had a style unmatched to this day. Step on Wang's toes and watch out! If you were lucky, he'd let you off with a dismissal: 'i'm not a fag asshole'... but really get him angry? Expect one of these to follow:

[Helm]

Shit, there's something going on in the Questions & Suggestions forum?

[MrAdventure]

why spasticiekejkj dont wprry because, in the event you are even seen (such as now), even then an ashen-faced man in a slate gray business suit wearing a gray tie and gray dress shoes and gray socks and a gray fedora with a pidgeon feather in it who was perhaps checking his watch to see how many minutes he had before going back to work at an accounting job in a cement mixing plant, that man there spasticicejkjrke would ultimately be far more interesting than you have ever once attempted to be and he would ultimately be ona list somehwere while yuo craft and weave webs of reverse psychological deceit so intricate and powerful that we believe you are indeed serious when you say you do not wish to be on the list described in this topic

good day you lacklustre lump

[Dr. V]

winter of 2004.

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT!

And get Frank to do John Madden and Robin Williams please.

[ProfessorCool]

48. Dr. Volshurawitz! His coined the term homo-bi-metrosexuality when he first came to the boards. Hitting the boards forawhile now, making a famous art shit post called "let me goo you" YUCK! He also doesn't know that in america, it's still winter in january, feburary, and parts of march, even though it's a new year. Oh what a card!

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...ges5/drew1.jpg

COMEDIAN AND TV STAR DREW CAREY: Hmm, i wonder what he ment when he said "goo"...

[ProfessorCool]

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HISSSSSS SE-MEN!!!

[Mike]

This thread is very dissapointing.

[ProfessorCool]

Sorry Michael, but flattery won't get you on this list.

[AChimp]

Less heckling, more listing!

[Carnivore]

Seriously. Couldn't you do five at a time?

[sports]

This is a PITIFUL thread. P-I-T-I-F-U-L. .....

[Esuohlim]

47.
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Pee Wee Herman. This short-lived "member" never ceased to amaze everyone with his blatant stupidity and annoying behavior, but not in the funny actual Pee Wee Herman way. He is best known for posting almost 300 times in two days, with about 15% of them being "I know you are but what am I?".


COWBOY CURTIS (LAWRENCE FISHBURNE): That guy's a jerk.

[Helm]

At first when I saw this thread I thought "there's no way he can find 50 different sucky posters" but I quickly remembered that this is the mock and not just any message board

Other people have the odd troll per month, he get 5 hickmen per week.

[Command Prompt]

Here's My List:

50. WhiteObsession - What's with the name? Get off these boards and go burn some crosses hitler. 88 buddy or whatever they say

49. Notorious Lightning Yoshi - No comment

48. Johnyy Darko - The Ed Wood of posting here.

47. MEATMOM - What a character.

46. Max Burbank Jr -

45. BlackObsession - I think this one came first.

44. VolCanon - Yeesh. That guy's gonna get eaten alive in middle school.

43. Senior Tim Allen - As welcome here as the real Tim Allen.

42. SupaFlea543 - Only the BEST posters have random #'s at the end of thier names.

41. Anonymouse - I'd sue this guy for being so fucking lame but I can't because nicknames are "Intellectual Property" and therefore not subject to law. How fucking ironic that this guy owns intellectual property.

40. Dr. Nick Riviera - Oh lord.

39. Nonfagot - A HA HA NICE TRY BUDDY YOU AIN'T FOOLING ME

38. Kid Pubic vs... - Shows us all that free speech is unconstitutional

37. Spastic Colon - I couldn't think of anything clever to say so I won't say anything. Too bad he did the exact opposite.

36. Pee Wee Herman - Obviously not all elementary schools have a content filter that blocks this site.

35. sports - Jesus Christ

34. MEATMAN - Internet bad boy. Look out guys, he's gonna bust a CAPS LOCK on ya'll niggaz.

I'm sick of writing these. You all suck.

[Helm]

Go fuck your face, daisyhead.

[Command Prompt]

How about some dick?

[Helm]

I'm going to leave you be, in hopes of not gaying up this thread too much.

[Command Prompt]

Backing off so soon Nancy-boy? Congrats on turning over the new leaf.

[Helm]

Yeah your how about some dick retort devastated me. Nancy boy OMG liek, you're too cool a hardcore mocker for me. But if you still want to test your superior wit with a plebe like me go start a thread in mock wars or something and I'll be over to administer your treatment in a bit.

[bigtimecow]

SOME ONE TELL ME HOW GAY I AM

[camacazio]

#1 worst of all time: Pee Wee Herman. I still to this day wish I could kill that fuck.

Sports is a close second. I'm going to start a second campaign.

[Rongi]

46.


Mike. Although Mike did inspire the comic entitled "MIKE", there is nothing truly redeeming about him. With such witty responses as "No, you're a fag" it is no wounder why Mike Lastnameunknown is number 46.


Pauly Shore: You suck worse than me

[ArrowX]

I'm at least in the top 10?