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Old Mar 8th, 2003, 05:37 PM        Man with Burnt Ears
This is true:

A man with burnt ears turned up to the A&E ward (Accident and emergency for non-brits) with two burnt ears. Naturally, the nurses were curious as to how this happened.

He said that he'd been ironing when the phone rang.....

Fair enough, that explains one ear, what about the other?

Well I don't know how you think he called the ambulance.
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Old Mar 8th, 2003, 05:50 PM       
I don't get it... o_o
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Old Mar 8th, 2003, 05:50 PM       
a&e. arts & entertainment. i think this qualifies. :P
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Old Mar 8th, 2003, 05:51 PM       
Matt, get a grip
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Old Mar 8th, 2003, 05:53 PM       
Fuck you, I don't GET IT.
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Old Mar 8th, 2003, 05:56 PM       
No need to get all irate and stroppy!
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Old Mar 8th, 2003, 06:03 PM       
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Old Mar 8th, 2003, 06:06 PM       
That's it, i'm calling social services.
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Old Mar 8th, 2003, 06:19 PM       
Do it! and tell 'em I sent you.
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Old Mar 8th, 2003, 09:36 PM        Thats an old chesnut
Oh come on. I've heard that joke so many times.
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 01:38 AM       
I liked it. It took my mind off all the turmoil and suffering in the world.
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 02:25 AM       
Oh for the love of GOD THIS THREAD IS FULL OF ASSHOLES. please tell me these are all charecters
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 02:43 AM       
I'm just subtly making fun of this thread, OK? There's no need for alarm.
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 03:24 AM       
LOL THIS THREAD GETS MY BADGE OF APPROVAL HAHAHAAH.
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 05:29 AM       
Listen right and this really is true. My sister phoned me twice to tell me that joke.
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 06:07 AM       
It's funny because it's a joke, but it also really happened
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