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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 12:13 PM        BRITISH BREAKFAST
THIS TEA IS MAKING ME GAG IT'S HORRIBLE IN MY MOUTH
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 12:17 PM       
Dont drink it then.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 12:22 PM       
I added some sugar and milk, it's fine now.

But thanks for the advice anyway.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 12:25 PM       
I would have suggested those if you insisted on drinking it. You know it's like they say, "Great minds think alike." Thank god were all not great minds or we would have ruled the world by now. Or at least got rid of most of the stupid people.
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 01:10 AM       
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 01:48 PM       
Can we have kippers for breakfast?
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'cause everyone's a millionaire
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 08:52 AM       
Quick! wash it down with cigarettes.
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 06:46 PM       
I apologise on behalf of my people, but it was the fault of the English. Personally, I don''t touch our breakfasts, I don't actually have breakfast.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 12:03 PM       
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 12:52 PM       
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 08:25 PM       
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 08:45 PM       
Metal had to reply cause anything with the word british in it is his business.
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 12:17 PM       
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umm... right. I may often reply to threads about the brits but thats because ive been liveing here for 18 freekin years and know a thing or two about the place.
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Old Sep 28th, 2004, 08:30 PM       
You too can have a British breakfast!

Take whatever you have. Now boil it.

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Old Oct 1st, 2004, 11:29 AM       
You too can have an American breakfast!

Take whatever you have. Now times it by twelve, and gorge on it until your bloated, purrulent bodies explode in an orgasm of indulgence and fatty tissue.

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Old Oct 1st, 2004, 08:32 PM       
Who eats breakfast?
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Old Oct 1st, 2004, 08:53 PM       
Breakfast makes me sick.
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Old Oct 1st, 2004, 11:16 PM       
What the hell do you brits and all your foreign weirdness eat for breakfast anyway? and Dole, you forgot batter fry the breakfast until it is completely dripping with so much grease and fat that your arteries clog up by just smelling it...........then you may have an idea of the american breakfast
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Old Oct 2nd, 2004, 07:36 AM       


Plus bacon, waffles, fried bread and pretty much anything else you can fit in a frying pan.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 03:25 PM       
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Old Oct 6th, 2004, 08:04 PM       
cause its a sausage
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 05:52 AM       
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You too can have a British breakfast!

Take whatever you have. Now boil it.

Ta-da!
boiled bacon?

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