"And apparantly you don't care much about history. I'm strangely curious what your interest is in exactly."
What I meant by that, was that I 
read the news.      
"I apologise if the author of the Supreme Law of the Land and the Bill of Rights is too 'dated' for you."
What is with these assumptions? I didn't say anything about Madison or Jackson being old or dated.  I didn't even say anything about James Madison. My statement refered more to the hypocracy this country was founded on, and how a comedian is actually more insightful to me than some dead president, who happens grace the 20$ bill, that was responcible for the removal of many indians.  I also didn't say what was going on in afganistan was a war.   
And if what your refering to is a P-3 Orion, then I do know somewhat of your assignment is.  And frankly, from what I know, it isn't shit compared to what many soldiers have faced in places like Fallujah have had to deal with. 
