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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 05:40 AM        I AM A MURDERER


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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 05:47 AM       
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 06:03 AM       
You would think if one of them sees twenty of his mates stuck there, screaming 'Get back, its a trap!' they might get the idea.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 06:35 AM       
The fuckfaces have been asking for it. Ever since last week there have been TONS of the assholes around and I drew the line when they decided to kamikaze my beverages.

They're slow, too, so you can just catch them in your hand and then slap them on there. It's also funny to moosh their faces in it after they first get stuck.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 07:45 AM       
my 100% accurity theory regarding flies and a nations power:

"the more you care about getting rid of flies the better your country is"

example: USA - flie enters house, owner gets angry, goes on rampage trying to kill fly, buys cans of insect repellent and fumigates house.

ephipodia - person has 12 flies on face and doesnt give a shit.

its called 'Dudefathers law of fly interloping'
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 07:47 AM       
you make a good point.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 09:51 AM       
Screens help keep the rampage down somewhat. You missed a few. Not all of those flies have their little heads smushed in.

But it is a cool fly apocalyptic picture.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 11:25 AM       
Bug zappers have that unique novelty to them, but indeed there are no opportunities to smash their faces into gunk...

...well, there IS, but one would assume the pain oneself feels is probably just as bad if you mash your finger against a bugzapper.

Kind of reminds me of that old Sega commercial.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 11:43 AM       
We get flies as big as rabbits here, and bees as big as whales.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 11:44 AM       
and bullshit as deep as a canyon.....
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 02:46 PM       
..sniff.....I love my bug zapper....
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 03:07 PM       
I wouldn't say that makes you a murderer.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 04:32 PM       
Yeah, fly paper just makes you guilty of negligent homicide.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 05:17 PM       
why is it in your bathroom
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 05:22 PM       
Yeah, cause we keep CDs and posters in our bathroom.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 05:23 PM       
LOL I THOUGHT THAT WAS TOILET PAPER :PARTY
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 05:48 PM       
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 05:52 PM       
Honestly, why in the hell is that poster anywhere in your house.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 05:56 PM       
Because it goes great next to the poster of the caveman getting head.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 06:01 PM       
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 07:23 PM       
Thats honestly pretty fucked up.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 07:31 PM       
YELLOW CONDOM OF DOOM
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 11:22 PM       
It's.... it's so tragic. Why did they have to do that to themselves? Why didn't they run away when they had the chance? The wholesale slaughter of the ignorant insects...

Such is the essence of war.
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Old Sep 17th, 2004, 01:48 PM       
Flies deserve to die, they do nothing more then sit around and eat shit, and other horrible smelling things all day. Not unlike several people I know.
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