The non-gay metal thread (no yngwie and radio allowed)

[iron mitchell]

fishnet thong = more metal than you.

[Dixie]

i'm quite sure it is. now scurry along or hot topic will close soon.

[Ninjavenom]

I'm listening to Vader's Litany album and am finding it impossible for me to sit still. must. bang. head.

[Dixie]

rock it baby rock it!

[Helm]

Jealous why? Is it perhaps that I've seen Candlemass, not once but twice? Hah!

And Hallow's Eve used to be so awesome on that first ep (or was it an lp?) but prime Coroner cannot be denied! They had something going that nobody else did.

And I'm listening to Wychfinde and the head, it doth bangeth mightily!

[iron mitchell]

i've never seen a hot topic.
just because i don't finger my butthole to images of sweaty, shirtless men with long hair and guitars doesn't mean i have any interest in raver pants and sealab 2021 t-shirts.

[Dixie]

oh helm, you're such a bastard. you tease me!!!!! and man witchfynde are killer. cloak and dagger??

[Helm]

iron, you have to be in a specific mindset to enjoy the music we're talking about. I see no point for the two of you to be picking a fight about this here.

And I rotated throw Give Them Hell, Stagefright and Cloak and Dagger. Witchfynde have a way to appear very authentic for a gimmick band.

[iron mitchell]

dude, i have no problem with the stuff you're talking about. i mildly enjoy the stuff most of the time, and there are even times when i'm all about it.
i just have trouble not pestering anyone who has such an obvious weiner up their butt and can't admit it their fancy for it.
it's almost as bad as those kids who have devoted their lives to staying logged onto the yahoo punk-rock chatrooms so they can spend 24 hours a day telling 12 year old blink 182 fans that they're not punk, should have never been born, and that they should check out amebix or dieeeee!
their hearts are in the right places, but geeeeeez.

[Dixie]

iron-i'm taking everything as a joke, like what you said, and what miss modular said. my response to spinal tap was a joke. like i said i love them too. you're taking it wayyyyy too seriously. and like i've said before i'm devoted to heavy metal b/c it's part of my job and honestly i've spent a very large part of my life being physically involved in it, helm knows what i mean. but please mitchell, don't forget this is i-mockery, which means-I'M FUCKING WITH YOU.
anyways. *drool* i've been begging my friend to relinquish his witchfynde shirts to me. i saw them in Nj a few years ago, and damn they were awesome! have you heard the original singer's band "wytchfynde"? i was sorely dissappointed in it. he's become a victim of trend.

[iron mitchell]

well then why is your funny not funny?
fix it.
fag.
i mean it.
or not?
yeah, i do.
is that okay?

[Dixie]

i'm not trying to be funny. i don't do funny.

[iron mitchell]

i noticed.

[Ninjavenom]

Has anyone had the privelege of hearing Dead Soul Tribe? Soulseek isn't turning anything up for me. :-/

[Rongi]

Isis

but they're not really metal are they?

[Ninjavenom]

Nope.

Originally Posted by Rongi

Yattering

sounds more acceptable. :O

[Rongi]

man, i cant beleive i forgot yattering

mostly cuz all my metal mp3s were wiped clean from my hardrive

oh and ghoul kick ass

[Dixie]

Dead Soul Tribe is pretty good, though i liked Murder of Crows better than the new one. but if you're into buddy lackey (or as he's known now devon graves) you might like aryeon which has a number of killer vocalists on it. and the music's actually good too!!

[AChimp]

This better not count as gay.

[AChimp]

Cuz if it was, y'know, we'd all have to go back to the other METAL thread...

[Dixie]

old queensryche is NOT gay. new queensryche however is gay. but i still can't get enough of Rage For Order. love that album! right up with fates warning "The Spectre Within".

[Ninjavenom]

Howbout some Manilla Road to go with that?


I never gave Fates Warning much listening time, but they're lucky cuz now they get a shot at shining. :O

[Helm]

Riddle Mastaaaah! Manilla Road never did wrong.

And as silly as Queensryche look in the pic, at that stage of their career they were awesome. I still like The Warning more than anything else they put out, but oh well.

And The Spectre Within is just... the ultimate us power metal record. There's not a bad song to be found in there.

Oh and the song 'Kyrie Eleison' its greek for 'Lord Bless Us'.

[bigtimecow]

no idea what people consider metal lately, but i'm listening to walls of jericho and they rock.

[Ninjavenom]

Walls of Jericho simply cannot compare to the absolute orgasm that it is to listen to Maudlin of the Well. But hey, right now there is not a single thing that can :3


PS I made a new sig in their honor :O