Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
Reload this Page Invention
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
DeadKennedys DeadKennedys is offline
No sir, I don't like it
DeadKennedys's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: USA! USA!
DeadKennedys is probably a spambot
Old Oct 14th, 2004, 07:48 PM        Invention
For my small business class, my partner and I need to create a product and try to market it to the rest of the school.

I'd appreciate suggestions on what to invent. Someone already made a portable food catapult to shoot crap at the freshmen, and don't say blue milk because someone else already did it and it was a stupid idea.
__________________
I was debating going to an erotic fair held at a nightclub in town just for the sake of being awkward, which is exactly what happened.

-Sethomas, Cunning Linguist
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Seven Force Seven Force is offline
Let's play Hardball!
Seven Force's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Under my desk, MSNBC
Seven Force is probably a spambot
Old Oct 14th, 2004, 08:21 PM       
Black jello.
Banana pop-tarts.
A scythe with a burning/flaming blade.

That's it.
__________________
Ha!
Reply With Quote
  #3  
The One and Only... The One and Only... is offline
Mocker
The One and Only...'s Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Harlem
The One and Only... is probably a spambot
Old Oct 14th, 2004, 08:23 PM       
New computer software.
__________________
I have seen all things that are done under the sun; all is vanity and a chase after wind.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
executioneer's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2001
executioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contest
Old Oct 14th, 2004, 08:26 PM       
an edible dick
__________________
[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
[/COLOR]
Reply With Quote
  #5  
DamnthatDavid DamnthatDavid is offline
Puddle Pirate! ARRRR!
DamnthatDavid's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: The Oregon Dunes.
DamnthatDavid is probably a spambot
Old Oct 14th, 2004, 08:46 PM       
hehe, I remember doing a smiliar project.

I created the Watizit Box. A box that had something in it. Who knows what it could be? I could be Gold, could be a dead fish, could be a rabid chipmunk.

Go buy your Watizit Box, and find out what's inside today?

Yeah... it was stupid.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
DeadKennedys DeadKennedys is offline
No sir, I don't like it
DeadKennedys's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: USA! USA!
DeadKennedys is probably a spambot
Old Oct 14th, 2004, 08:51 PM       
I kinda like that one. Easy and fun!
__________________
I was debating going to an erotic fair held at a nightclub in town just for the sake of being awkward, which is exactly what happened.

-Sethomas, Cunning Linguist
Reply With Quote
  #7  
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
executioneer's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2001
executioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contest
Old Oct 14th, 2004, 08:52 PM       
junk food that plays mp3s
__________________
[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
[/COLOR]
Reply With Quote
  #8  
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
executioneer's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2001
executioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contest
Old Oct 14th, 2004, 08:55 PM       
tiny disposable cats you can carry in your pocket and at the end of the day throw them out
__________________
[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
[/COLOR]
Reply With Quote
  #9  
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
executioneer's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2001
executioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contest
Old Oct 14th, 2004, 08:55 PM       
a self-sharpening knife!
__________________
[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
[/COLOR]
Reply With Quote
  #10  
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
executioneer's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2001
executioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contest
Old Oct 14th, 2004, 08:57 PM       
laser-shooting retinal implants
__________________
[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
[/COLOR]
Reply With Quote
  #11  
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
executioneer's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2001
executioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contest
Old Oct 14th, 2004, 08:58 PM       
frankenstein's monster
__________________
[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
[/COLOR]
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Big McLargehuge Big McLargehuge is offline
Nona F. Mecklenburg
Big McLargehuge's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Chocolopolis
Big McLargehuge is probably a spambot
Old Oct 14th, 2004, 09:02 PM       
you should invent Sanford and Son
__________________
s
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Emu Emu is offline
Level 29 ♂
Emu's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Peoria, IL
Emu is probably a real personEmu is probably a real person
Old Oct 14th, 2004, 09:21 PM       
a car that runs on dreams
Reply With Quote
  #14  
The Retro Kat The Retro Kat is offline
Mocker
The Retro Kat's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: MYANUS.
The Retro Kat is probably a spambot
Old Oct 14th, 2004, 09:21 PM       
AN ELECTRIC PENCIL SHARPENER, THOSE THINGS ARE FUCKING WILD DOOD!!!1!!
__________________
Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
Reply With Quote
  #15  
thebiggameover thebiggameover is offline
Mocker
thebiggameover's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: GCRT J1745-3009
thebiggameover is probably a spambot
Old Oct 14th, 2004, 09:26 PM       
bbq butt lube...
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juttin
LOL BACON FOOD FATASS
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yggdrasill
The same reason I don't hit kids, i'm not 100% sure thier mine.
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Crying Baby Jesus Crying Baby Jesus is offline
Senior Member
Crying Baby Jesus's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2004
Crying Baby Jesus is probably a spambot
Old Oct 14th, 2004, 10:20 PM       
A stupid alarm. That beeps whenever a stupid person comes near you.
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Anonymous Anonymous is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Anonymous is probably a spambot
Old Oct 14th, 2004, 10:28 PM       
Was that my pager going off?

HAHA SIC J/K ARROW X I LOVE YOU
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Crying Baby Jesus Crying Baby Jesus is offline
Senior Member
Crying Baby Jesus's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2004
Crying Baby Jesus is probably a spambot
Old Oct 14th, 2004, 10:59 PM       
I'm sorry I don't like men

J/K I luv you chojin
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Jixby Phillips Jixby Phillips is offline
Mocker
Jixby Phillips's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2000
Jixby Phillips is probably a spambot
Old Oct 14th, 2004, 11:50 PM       
i think anybody who posts a "GIVE ME IDEAAAAS FOR..." threads should have my dick thrown on them
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Dr. V Dr. V is offline
Charming
Dr. V's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: That once place, you know. Around the corner.
Dr. V is probably a spambot
Old Oct 15th, 2004, 12:26 AM       
An automatic dick launcher.
__________________
I'm sorry, I just... I don't feel sorry for you?
Reply With Quote
  #21  
Anonymous Anonymous is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Anonymous is probably a spambot
Old Oct 15th, 2004, 03:53 AM       
...to mock wars! Yee ha!
Reply With Quote
  #22  
McMock McMock is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: In vain
McMock is probably a spambot
Old Oct 15th, 2004, 09:43 AM       
You want it to make money? Get a laser colour printer. Get an internet. Make homegrown playboy.

You can't afford to do this on a large scale as most the porn you find on the internet is copyrighted. But on a small scale for distribution just in your school it'll work.

You can write your own articles, interviews, just plenty of funny stuff in there to fill up the blanks on your pages. Plus some editorials, whatever... fill it with nice stuff to read.

Chances are it'll sell quite well, and it'll be an interesting project. Just make sure you're not breaking any laws doing it.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Terra Terra is offline
MAMA MIA!
Terra's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2004
Terra is probably a spambot
Old Oct 15th, 2004, 10:00 AM       
I like that idea. You can take cow teats and photoshop human nipples on them. In the Midwest they pay high dollar for things like that and call it "art."
__________________
Oh fuck it
Reply With Quote
  #24  
McMock McMock is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: In vain
McMock is probably a spambot
Old Oct 15th, 2004, 10:17 AM       
Does the prospect of men looking at an womans tits frighten you, Terra? You seem defensive when it comes to this subject.

I don't know how it feels like. Nobody has ever talked to my tits instead of to my face in conversation. If you want to talk about it, I'll be here. I promise I won't think of you as an object.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #25  
Terra Terra is offline
MAMA MIA!
Terra's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2004
Terra is probably a spambot
Old Oct 15th, 2004, 10:41 AM       
You know me. I thank you for that, McMock. Yet, it is in allowing my defensiveness to blossom into a ragged pearl in the pit of my stomach that gives me my sharp edge on the world. It keeps me on my feet. It fuels my distrust in men and keeps them at bay. It sharpens my tongue and wit and gives me power. But do not let them know. Keep my secret close to your heart and I might trust you further.
__________________
Oh fuck it
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:54 PM.

I-Mockery.com - Archive - Top

© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.