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liquidstatik · #1

NO REALLY IM GOOD AT THIS

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay · #2

if you say so

MetalMilitia · #3

Ok im in a bit of a predicament.

I got my intire IP rage banned from a forum for "bieng an asshole" and making obcene and tasteless jokes about dead war heroes but i want to post there again. How should i go about this?

mischief · #4

tell me how to be good at romantic things!

Cosmo Electrolux · #5

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

Ok im in a bit of a predicament.

I got my intire IP rage banned from a forum for "bieng an asshole" and making obcene and tasteless jokes about dead war heroes but i want to post there again. How should i go about this?

what forum?

MetalMilitia · #6

Im not going to tell you incase you see all the jokes i riped off from this forum. :/

Jixby Phillips · #7

Why would you want to post at a forum that would ban you for that?

loomingdoom · #8

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Im not going to tell you incase you see all the jokes i riped off from this forum.

computer nerd forums

MetalMilitia · #9

So i can be more of a nusance. I used to post there all the time but then i realised i hated everyone and made it my misson to be a cunt to everyone on there.

mischief · #10

maybe they banned you because you suck

loomingdoom · #11

I liked Metalmilitias photo shops...more of that would be okay.

MetalMilitia · #12

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Originally Posted by mischief

maybe they banned you because you suck

Well i dont think so. I would have to suck for that to be the case :/

loomingdoom: I think i should start doing that again too, my Fireworks skills must be getting a bit rusty.

Seven Force · #13

Would building this be considered a WMD by the government?

Because i'm planning on making that. Should I go through with it?

Seven Force · #14

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...e/77f8569d.jpg

Here's the link.

Emu · #15

jesus christ you suck

Perndog · #16

My girlfriend has big boobs. Is it appropriate to point at them in public and say "I get to touch those!" while high-fiving other guys?

Jixby Phillips · #17

I HAVE DETECTED MANY VIOLATIONS IN THIS THREAD

Quote:

Im not going to tell you incase you see all the jokes i riped off from this forum. :/

VIOLATION

VIOLATION

RIPPING OF JOKES FROM THIS FORUM VIOLATION AWARDED TO METAL MELITIA

SEVERITY (OUT OF 5): 2

Quote:

I liked Metalmilitias photo shops...more of that would be okay.

VIOLATION

VIOLATION

BEING AN OUTSIDE FRIEND FROM REAL LIFE OR ANOTHER MESSAGE BOARD AND BEING ALL *INSIDE REFERENCE INSIDE RFERENCE GAY GAY* VIOLATION AWARDED TO LOOMINGDOOM

SEVERITY (OUT OF 5): 4

BRINGING AN OUTSIDE FRIEND FROM REAL LIFE OR ANOTHER MESSAGE BOARD EVEN THOUGH YOU COMPLETELY SUCK AND WE WANT YOU TO FUCK OFF VIOLATION AWARDED TO METALMILITIA

SEVERITY (OUT OF 5): 5

Quote:

Well i dont think so. I would have to suck for that to be the case :/

loomingdoom: I think i should start doing that again too, my Fireworks skills must be getting a bit rusty.

VIOLATION

VIOLATION

NOT REALIZING THAT YOU SUCK VIOLATION AWARDED TO METALMILITIA

SERVERITY (OUT OF 5): 5

RESPONDING TO YOUR FAGGY FRIEND WHO YOU BROUGHT IN FROM REAL LIFE OR ANOTHER INTERNET FORUM AND CONTINUING THE *INSIDE REFERENCE INSIDE REFERENCE GAY GAY* BULLSHIT VIOLATION AWARDED TO METAL MILITIA

SEVERITY (OUT OF 5): 5

Quote:

Would building this be considered a WMD by the government?

Because i'm planning on making that. Should I go through with it?

VIOLATION

VIOLATION

ACTING ALL *HEHE I'M SO CRAZY I'M GOING TO CONDUCT MYSELF IN MAD SCIENTIST BEHAVIOR* VIOLATION AWARDED TO: SEVEN FORCE INC USA

SEVERITY (OUT OF 5): 5

FUCKING UP A LINK VIOLATION AWARDED TO SEVEN FORCE INC USA

SEVERITY (OUT OF 5): 1

LINKING TO A PICTURE OF AN ANIME LOOKING THING AS IF IT WERE COOL OR BADASS OR SEXY OR ANYTHIGN POSITIVE VIOLATION AWARDED TO SEVEN FORCE INC USA

SEVERITY (OUT OF 5): 5

LINKING TO A PICTURE OF A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER AS IF IT WERE COOL OR BADASS OR SEXY OR ANYTHING POSITIVE VIOLATION AWARDED TO SEVEN FORCE INC USA

SEVERITY (OUT OF 5): 5

MAKING YET ANOTHER REFERENCE TO YOUR GAY OBSESSION VIOLATION AWARDED TO SEVEN FORCE INC USA (MEGA MAN)

SEVERITY (OUT OF 5): 5

UNFUNNY REFERENCE TO POPULAR CULTURE OR NEWS OR ANYTHING TOPICAL VIOLATION AWARDED TO SEVEN FORCE INC USA (WMD)

SEVERITY (OUT OF 5): 3

Quote:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...e/77f8569d.jpg

Here's the link.

VIOLATION

VIOLATION

DOUBLE POSTING BECAUSE YOU FUCKED UP A SHITTY JOKE VIOLATION AWARDED TO SEVEN FORCE INC USA

SEVERITY (OUT OF 5): 3

BEING SEVEN FORCE INC USA VIOLATION AWARDED TO SEVEN FORCE INC USA

SEVERITY (OUT OF 5): 5

Quote:

My girlfriend has big boobs. Is it appropriate to point at them in public and say "I get to touch those!" while high-fiving other guys?

VIOLATION

VIOLATION

SAYING YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHEN YOU REALLY DON'T VIOLATION AWARDED TO PERNDOG

SEVERITY (OUT OF 5): 3

BEING ALL *HEHE I'M NAUGHTY BUT I'M ACTING LIKE I DONT UNDERSTAND THAT I'M NAUGHTY* VIOLATION AWARDED TO PERNDOG

SEVERITY (OUT OF 5): 4

RE-EVALUATION OF A PREVIOUS VIOLATION

Quote:

Im not going to tell you incase you see all the jokes i riped off from this forum. :/

VIOLATION

VIOLATION

RIPPING OF JOKES FROM THIS FORUM VIOLATION AWARDED TO METAL MELITIA

SEVERITY (OUT OF 5): 5

Perndog · #18

I object!

1. I do, too.

2. You'd say the same thing.

Jixby Phillips · #19

PICTURE PROOF IS REQUIRED

Perndog · #20

Fine. But it'll be a while. No camera.

Supafly345 · #21

Hey, my girlfriend-ish companion is constantly grinding on my nuts and trying to make me break my cubscout code whenever I do something generous for her (which is rarely). Should I stop being so selfish and start being unconditionally selfish to get her to stop?