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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 11:06 AM        NEW FORUM EVENT: "TRANSFORMERS: BEAST MACHINES!"
Our latest forum event has arrived in the form of "THE 'CREATE YOUR OWN ANIMAL/ROBOT HYBRID TRANSFORMER' CONTEST!!" Participate in the event for your chance to win a brand new copy of the Transformers Beast Wars Complete Series DVD set!

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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 11:09 AM       
That contest makes me want to know how to photoshop or draw.
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 11:12 AM       
If you can't photoshop or draw animal/machine hybrids then create one and take a picture
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 11:24 AM       
Finally something I'm relatively familiar with. Get ready for a barrage of crappy entries by yours truly. By which i mean 2 at the most.
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 11:27 AM       
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 11:46 AM       
OK, for some strange reason that in a way thaught me a lot of photoshopping skills. But does anybody have any transformers pictures?
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 11:49 AM       
I hear there's pictures on the internet.

I'm looking forward to seeing the contributions to this.
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 01:55 PM       
Oh man, beast machines was really fucking awesome ;<
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 03:32 PM       
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Oh man, beast machines was really fucking awesome ;<
No offence, but that , to me, was the bastardizing of my childhood. I liked Beast Wars as it was
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 04:00 PM       
Fuck all that Beast shit, the classic 80s stuff is the only way to go!
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 04:06 PM       
I never really got fully into the original series, and I found the show a bit confusing as to remembering names, being 5 when watching re-runs of Transformers.
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 04:10 PM       
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Oh man, beast machines was really fucking awesome ;<
No offence, but that , to me, was the bastardizing of my childhood. I liked Beast Wars as it was
Yeah, Wars was a lot better than Machines, but Machines was still awesome.
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 05:00 PM       
Beast Wars fo' sho'.
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 05:05 PM       
One of the Transformers trasnforms into my car
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 05:24 PM       
It just weirds me out to hear someone talking about Beast Machines bastardizing the Beast Wars of their childhood, considering that I was in college while Beast Wars was on. Now I feel old.
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 08:03 PM       
Holy fuck. Beast wars was easily one of my favorite shows as a kid.

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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 10:29 PM       
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It just weirds me out to hear someone talking about Beast Machines bastardizing the Beast Wars of their childhood, considering that I was in college while Beast Wars was on. Now I feel old.
I can understand you guys might have felt threatened a little when Beast Wars came along. The difference with the way I talk about it was that I could relate more with the Beast Wars show more, and the stories still hold up today (the animation is a bit out-dated though). Beast Wars was a lot different, in my mind, then Transformers, in terms of most of the characters (I could be off a bit). Then they took these same characters for Beast Machnines and killed a few off and turned into (what I thought were) crappy looking hybrid machines (for christs sake, they took Rat Trap and basically just replaced his legs for wheels). Anyways, although it might have been just that they took these cool bots (I forgot what the term for the heros were in Beast Wars, but it wasn't "Autobot's") and replaced their forms with these crappy versions, and changed the setting, it just turned me off. Anyways, as cheesy as this sounds, I'm just happy that we can agree to disagree.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2006, 01:58 PM       
I've never even seen Beast Machines, and only a handful of Beast Wars episodes. I was just never that interested. To me Transformers turn into things like cars and trucks and guns and tape decks. That's about where it ends for me.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2006, 06:43 PM       
Beast Wars DID destroy The original tranformers They fuckin destroyed the Ark and If I'm not Mistaken Megatron stole the "spark" from the original megatron, Likewise Prime did to the original.
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 06:57 PM       
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 10:03 PM       
I mean in a literal sense, The maximals and predacons had a fucking war inside the ark and destroyed the body of the original Optimus, so the beastwars one tok his spark for safekeeping. Then a few episodes later Megatron Stole the Spark from the original then turned into this crazy Dragon thing.
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 10:07 PM       
Oh. All I remember about that part in the show was that optimus had two spark thingies inside of him and got really big. And yellow.
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 10:30 PM       
Yeah, but that was after the whole purple ape with hoverboard phase, if I remember correctly :O

That last optimus was infinitely cooler.
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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 11:39 PM       
Nobody can touch Optimus Prime. Fuck that gorilla bullshit. And Megatron turns into a Walther P38, not a fucking dinosaur or tank or panda bear or whatever shit they eventually turned him into.
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