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Old May 20th, 2006, 01:16 AM        The Pinch and Roll
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Old May 20th, 2006, 10:53 PM       
your either trying to enlarge your penis or you rolled a fatty
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Old May 20th, 2006, 11:06 PM       
Given my current situation, and the fact that your uncle would probably be the one who'd be making me shit my pants, I would rule the joint rolling out.

As far as trying to make my penis bigger, I usually enlist the aid of a Japanese quadrapalegic. Don't ask me how or why but trust me it's one hell of a ride.

I'm talking about the Pinch and Roll, the age old technique of relieving one hell of an inch on your nutsack.

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Old May 20th, 2006, 11:09 PM       
given where you reside, have you tried the fucking CHOPSTICKS?????
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Old May 20th, 2006, 11:13 PM       
I don't trust myself to use chopsticks properly for eating rice, so why the hell would I put them to use on my sac?!
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Old May 20th, 2006, 11:20 PM       
you might be better at picking up your sackflap with chopsticks than rice.
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Old May 21st, 2006, 03:24 AM       


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Old May 21st, 2006, 08:39 AM       
I don't know if I agree with this marriage. I'm getting a divorce lawyer.
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Old May 21st, 2006, 09:11 AM       
how does one relieve an inch?
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Old May 21st, 2006, 09:33 AM       
Aw shit. Ladies my penis is actually bigger than an inch!
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Old May 21st, 2006, 09:51 AM       
lemme' guess, 1½ inches?
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Old May 21st, 2006, 09:52 AM       
I think Milhouse is more than a little jealous that Terra is chatting about someone else's nutsack. He even took the time to draw that cute picture and all...

Don't worry Milhouse...... you're still #1!
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Old May 21st, 2006, 10:01 AM       
milhouse i can't take dick that is bigger than an inch why do you think i harass you so much? hurry and dump your bitch g/f and we'll do the midget rumble
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Old May 21st, 2006, 02:58 PM       
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Old May 21st, 2006, 04:59 PM       
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lemme' guess, 1½ inches?
Why you little!
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Old May 21st, 2006, 11:35 PM       
quick lets bring our aim conversation to i-mockery it'll be the best
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Old May 22nd, 2006, 12:42 AM       
I would, but I no longer sign on and talk to people on AIM. I got something better. A sock puppet.
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Old May 22nd, 2006, 03:28 PM       
Can your sock puppet sign on? I would like to hear from it.
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Old May 24th, 2006, 12:08 AM       


White Rat, who (or more properly, what) is your avatar?!
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Old May 24th, 2006, 01:37 AM       
It's "Madge".

Hey, it's what I was told when I asked and I'm satisfied.
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Old May 24th, 2006, 03:32 AM       
Since it's driving everyone insane and no one is interested in the original topic anymore, allow me to present to you "Cooking With Madge":
http://homepage.mac.com/rishey/iMovieTheater74.html

NSFW unless you work at an S&M club. Terra i'm looking in your direction but you are already occupied with a 400lb. sweaty german business man.
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Old May 24th, 2006, 08:58 AM       
I want a divorce.
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Old May 24th, 2006, 10:22 AM       
If it's a divorce you want, a divorce you will get. I hope you have a pallet of your favorite brand of tissues because you're going to need every one of them ya crybaby.
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Old May 24th, 2006, 06:31 PM       
It's not final until Milhouse draws a picture of the proceedings.
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Old May 25th, 2006, 05:00 AM       
Fuck the drawing I'm done with you. Oh, and you can have your Great White muscle shirt back.
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