When I was in second grade, we had those crappy laminated cardboard money to practice counting. The time came to turn in our money (cheapass school recycled them) but I had lost most of it (wasn't real money, what do I care). we all had to pass up envelopes with our name on it, and I didn't even have that. Doing a quick inventory of my desk, I found a Valentine for "Mike". you know how when you're little you have to make cards for everyone, I hated mr cool "Mike" so much I threw his in my desk instead of his valentine mailbox. ANYWAYS I dumped the valentine, filled the envelope with the money and left "Mike"s name on it.
The teacher started checklisting the money while we worked on some project, When she gets to the envelope, and furiously yells out "Michael, how dare you turn in an incomplete envelope!" she then proceeded to lay into him until he cried like the little bitch he was in front of everyone. i just sat there working (and laughing on the inside). "mike" sobbed out "but I didn't even turn in my money", and she called him a liar pointing out the envelope as evidence. i just sat there laughing with everyone else. she then says it would of been better to not turn in anything then an incomplete set, and sent him out to the hall to cry in privacy (or should i say for the amusement of anyone in the hall).
After finally finishing the tally of envelopes, she asked me and 2 other students where our envelopes where: "i don't know, i must of lost them" i said. "okay then" she said.
I might be terrible, but "Mike" was a real fucker who got his through my laziness. sadly this was a true story. now onto the time I preordered morning chocolate milk, only plain was available, and i left the half drank carton in the same desk. A week later it finally started to stink past the confines of the desk, and the teacher made me go throw it out at the janitors station to get my lecture from them. Being to lazy to walk down there, I dumped it in the teachers private bathroom. I still can't believe I got away with that one either.
These aren't the worst things i've done, just some of the laziest.
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