Flight of the Conchords S2

[McClain]

Murray: (To Jemaine) I've told you. When you are in a band, you don't get with your bandmate's girlfriend. Past or present.
Jemaine: Yes, well, thanks for that.
Murray: You get a love triangle, you know, a Fleetwood Mac situation. Although there was four of them, so more of a love square. But you know, no-one gets on.
Jemaine: Ok, I see.
Murray: Mind you, they did make some of their best music back then.
Bret: Rumours
Murray: No. No, it's all true.

I need more of this dialogue in my life. Season 2 can't get here quick enough!

[Tadao]

hehehe

[Guitar Woman]

Women love that sensitive nautical shit.

Really?

Yeah. Haven't you ever seen Watership Down?