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Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Thrill World 
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				Aug 7th, 2003, 12:01 PM
			
			
			
		
			
			       
				"Crisis in the Priesthood" 
 I remember seeing a blurb about this on the news some time back, and I can't help but wonder:  Are the upper ranks of the CC really mystified as to why the number of priests is so dramatically dropping ?  Let's take a look at the rules as I understand them:
 1) Can't get married
 2) Can't have sex- ever
 3) Can't "flog the bishop"
 4) Get to spend much of your life sitting in a small closet listening to a bunch of guilt-driven neurotics confessing their every indiscretion.
 
 Boy, where do I sign up?  See, this is what I mean about these guys making fun of themselves.  Fish in a barrel, man.
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				__________________"If honesty is the best policy, then, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.  Second is not all that bad."
 -George Carlin
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