Top 10 nerdiast activities

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ZERO. I-Mockery.net
Public Humiliation: 200%
If they make fun of you online, they're either geeks who only find inside jokes between friends funny offline, or just aren't funny offline. But DAMN, can they pull it off on the internet. A majority of them have an odd prediliction towards now-rare toys of their youth.

Damage to Sex Life: 200%
"Not now, honey. I have to comment on Roger's new article, and they're making fun of kellychaos again. I can't miss it"

Distinguishing Characteristics: Usually ranging from plain-jane nerdy college guys and girls in their regular t-shirts, wireframe glasses, and fitted jeans, to early 90's "grunge" throwacks, to little kids with spikey hair that look like Hot Topic swalloed them, soon after shitting them out in horrible attire.