Well. . .I could photoshop some naked pictures of J. Peirpont Morgan if it would make you feel better. His head on, say, Rosie O'Donnell's body? They have a similar neck size, I think I could make it fairly realistic.
If there was any incling of homosexuality in me, you, sir, just destroyed it and pissed on the ashes. My parents and my girlfriend thank you.
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according to my mongoose, anyway.
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