You bastards were all 'We're gonna have a terrible Xmas', & I was feeling guilty about that, but it now transpires you got all these great gifts, & what did I get?
A frelling $12 crate of Beer.
Fuck your impovrishness. It's a bunch of bollocks.
Twelve Kiwi dollars is five US.
And had you been paying attention, you'd see that we said all that before I landed my new web job.