It's not your looks. The fact that you post on a message board so frequently when you have two kids, a wife, and are 41 years old is just sad. Your looks are just the icing on the cake.
Yeah, lord knows them older folk got no business on that new-fangled intar-web.
Do you really try to be a stupid twat, or does it just come that naturally?
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