Aw, that's sad, you had time to do all that for me.
That second one works with the elipses because the omitted text is in the link, Hoss.
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Originally Posted by teh_mastar!
What about posts on a seedy little message board? You know what I meant, wiseass.
Aw, you're taking it seriously because you have nothing to say. That's sad, too. You're just aggravated no one likes you yet. Aw, that's sad.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?