Things You Have to Believe to be a Republican Today

[El Blanco]

Originally Posted by sspadowsky

I like the list Brandon submitted, because it makes an unintended, overwhelming statement: Conservatives tend to be tight-assed (figuratively speaking) and have little to no sense of humor. That's why reading Brandon's list was like listening to a stuttering internet geek tell a UNIX joke whose punchline he forgot. And Dennis Miller isn't a political hack, he's a shill. And went he turned conservative, he stopped being funny, and just turned into a bitter prick.... which is why he has to pay $15 a head to get people to watch his CNBC show, because they're the only ones watching it. That's his fault, not liberals'.

That was either the world's greatest example of sarcasm or irony.