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Join Date: Mar 2001 
Location: right behind you 
 
					     
 
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				Jul 27th, 2004, 02:39 PM
			
			
			
		
			
			       
				
			
			  
		
 
	
	
		
		
		Really? I can't see it. 
 
I've lost twenty pounds since that I-mock convention. 
 
IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS DAMN FREE FOOD I'D BE DOING BETTER!! 
 
 
 
 
I'm going to tie a firecracker to one side of my Johnson, and a snausage to the other. When the Bomb Sniffin' Dog shoves his head in my crotch, I'm going to pretend to have an orgasm. 
 
 
 
Unless I have a real one. 
 
 
There's nothing the secrret service finds more amusing than an overweight jew appearing to have get an orgasm off a bomb sniffin' dog. 
		
	
		
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