THIS REMINDS ME OF A GRAND TALE WHEN I WAS A NUBILE YOUNG LAD AND WENT TO THE LAVATORY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. SADLY, I SPOOKED THE CAT WITH MY APPROACH, AND THE TOILET LID CAME CRASHING TO A HALT ON MY UNSUSPECTING MEMBER. I SHAN'T RECALL THE ENTIRE FAMILY INVESTIGATING THE WAILS.
THE AURORA BOREALIS IS APPROACHING. HAVE YOU A NEW COAT?