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[Perndog]

I'm not voting for him, but Bush is going to win.

bin Laden admitted publicly that the US government (aka: the Bush administration) severely damaged his organization. Shortly thereafter, the earth's crust shifted under North America as millions of swing voters shifted to the right.

Start making post-apocalypse plans. Since Bush is the incumbent, it won't matter how long it takes to resolve all the appeals and get the election done with. He's in, and he'll stay in for the whole next term barring assassination (which I wouldn't be surprised about, actually).

Meanwhile, as Israel continues to stockpile precision guided heavy bombs and glare menacingly at Iran's nuclear sites...