i have a kinda sorta secret

[McMock]

I think he's aiming for first place in the meanest people thing.

I think he's the kind of guy that spends hours watching the turds that come out of his ass in the bathroom, but he can't understand how a woman that carries a baby around for 9 months cares what sex it is. Yeah.

Trying too hard isn't cool, Imadjinn.