WoW - Oh God Please Let Me Get A CE For Burning Crusade

[Dr. V]

Does he need instructions to know how to rock?

K i got a cool story.

I was traveling in Alterac looking for more iron to claim when suddenly a paladin caught my eye. Without hesitation I rushed him, causing him to run. I slashed his hamstring making it difficult for the fool to escape. He kept casting a magic shield on himself but I knew he would run out of mana eventually. Finally he had no choice and tried to use his hearthstone to escape. He didn't. I slaughtered him right then and there, without taking one shot to my body. It was a flawless battle, Thrall would be proud. I bathed in his blood, but I knew his spirit would return soon. So I stood way back and hid in the hills. I used my spyglass to keep watch on him. To my surprise he would not let his spirit free from his body and soon after, another paladin came about and attempted to resurrect him. Just as his incantations were about to finish, I charged him and knocked him dizzy. This one had some fight in him but he was no match for the blood soaked nightmare that was my blade. I cut down him where he stood and watched him fall before my feet. I let out a primal scream and the battle ended. A while later their spirits returned to their bodies. I knew my limits and could not take them both at once. The cowards used their hearthstones to flee. They knew they were no match for the bloody rage of the Horde.

The first guy was 37 and the second was 39. It was very satisfying