"Based on a review of past successful cases in a variety of jurisdictions," the memo said, the best odds of conviction come with pornography that "includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior."
Gonzales added, "soon, the only place you'll be able to see someone being defacated upon will be Abu Ghraib(sp)."
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