Great subject lines from Spam

[MetalMilitia]

I've got a few gems in my inbox today, for some reason whichever company is spamming me believes I will open the message if they just insert seemingly random words into the header. Here are a few examples:

1. gentleman tabernacle -

2. pesticide chicken feed -

3. fail-safe bullfight -

4. neglectful magnifying glass -

5. objector polar bear -

6. iceberg quota -

7. fountain trade secret -

8. banjo fast -

I'm especially intrigued by the fountain trade secret :o