I think we can all agree that Tithonaus' gift will most likely be a hellspawned siamese-twin flipper monkey baby and it will be a goddamned crime if it is given to someone who won't appreciate it.
Oh great, now I have to think of a new present. THANKS FOR RUINING CHRISTMAS, GRISLYGUS!
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