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Will chop you good.
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Thrill World
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Dec 26th, 2008, 05:16 AM
Dear Santa
As much as I find the image of you unleashing wrath upon an unsuspecting public hilarious (strictly as a mental image), I humbly request that you spread your holiday goodwill by delivering an important message to other would-be murderers:
Please, if you are suicidal, simply eliminate yourself. If you want to eat a shotgun, kindly have the decency to do it BEFORE aiming said shotgun at innocent civilians and setting fire to their home(s).
This is my Christmas wish.
Oh, and a brand-new fully-loaded Chevy Malibu, if you can fit it in between homicides.
Love,
sspadowsky
P.S.- Seriously, eat that double-ought buckshot, but not before giving me that car. Prick.
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-George Carlin
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