I'm really getting sick of all this shit. I'm really starting to doubt whether policing the assholes is worth mine, or anyone's time.
You policing the assholes. Thats funny shit. Especially since you are useless.
And SatansAngel likes llama sex with underage girls.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?