I just stepped on the claw part of a claw hammer. There's now a half-inch-deep hole on my heel that won't stop bleeding. I'm starting a pile of band aides that have been completely soaked with blood and won't stick to my foot anymore because they're too wet. With blood.
Also, the flap of skin that used to cover the spot where my hole is has turned a very dark purple color. Almost black. I hope that's just blood.
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- Outerspacekid