Don't hate me because I point out your stupidity. Hate me because I'm just plain old better than you.
Piggy, since when did you point out my stupidity. And like hell you are better than me, but we are mutual on Iron Maiden kicking ass.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?