I hate my daycare job...it's in a gym, so the kids are there for two hours max while the parents work out. They're demonic brats from hell. A coworker said that working there is the best birth control ever. I leave every day saying, "I'm never having children."
If I ever DO have a kid or two, they'll sure as hell behave a lot better than the idiots I watch.
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The evil 1/4 santa god will throw you into his cannibalism pit. OMG OMG OMG, I'M ITALIAN!