things to do with no electricity

[Evil Robot]

Hurricane season (as you people would believe it to be), Sounds like a prime time frame for a terrorist attack.
Tips for surving the "hurricane":

1)If I were you I would firebomb any and all gas stations, quick-e-marts, mortgage companies, ect. that may be "coddling terrorists" This is your best method of disabling them, as all thier bases will belong to us.

2)Injur thy Neighbor. Once the winds become so great that the Indian Point nuclearpower plant blows away, everybody in a line from New York to Nagasaki will be horribly mutated from the scattered uranium. Believe me, the last thing you need in times of crisis is a brain-craving Flanders.

3)Flashlights and batteries. When using a Mag Lite, sand can be substitued for batteries to deliver a more powerful blow to the mutant terrorist's head.

4)Stock up on canned foods. When shopping for canned foods, always remember to not purchase food from mutant terrorist owned stores, as they may be trying to poison you.

Follow these tips to increase you meager chances of surviving the terrorist attaghhhh*... *cough* I mean "hurricane". Good luck and may god have mercy on your souls.