VINTH WINS PRESTIGIOUS MOST CHRISTIAN AWARD!!!

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"God saw fit to give Hicks a bit of the cancer because we had too many stupid unfunny whiners in our society "
-Vinth "Gimmee my Heaven" Clambake.

Edgy sack of crap Vinth Clambake enraged PC Liberal Pussies today by declaring tyhat Late comedian Bill Hicks was given Cancer by God Almighty as punishment for being a stupid unfunny whiner.

Delighted fringe Catholics no one can stand rushed to heap praise on the venomous, lazy douchebag.

"It's true he can't finish anything he starts" said actor/filmaker/church owner Mel Gibson, "But on the other hand he's a nasty fuck who knows what God does and why. And THAT's the message of the Bible.

"I just really, really think he's all in your face and edgy, nd that he tells it like it is when no one else will and that he has the liberals on the run!" said Vince, trying to make his voice sound like a teenage girl over the phone.

"Oh, I'm really a really hot underage Latino chick and I just turned eighteen today!" He added shrieking hysterically and hanging up.

God could not be reached for comment.