I like Lenor

[Professor Poddar]

Yeeeeeeeeeehaw! Italianstereotype,
Please
1. Fuck off
2. Leave the barnyards animals alone
3. Realize that people should NOT, in fact, wear cowboy hats.
4. Fuck off again
5. Recognize that while I am not a 'fag', you brought that up. Why?
Why is the subject of homosexuality on your mind? Well, we know why. I applaud your courage to come out of the closet. You must watch out in Texas, though- I don't think the rednecks will take kindly to your newfound openness. Don't "y'all" beat up blacks and gays down there, just for the hell of it? Oops, I'm Indian- better not cross that fucking Mason-Dixon Line-- don't want to step backwards by about 200 years. Ahh, I just LOVE the South.
Isn't it great that in the wealthiest, most powerful country in the world, there is still a populace of millions with 6 teeth and three years' schooling between them? Fuck OFF!

(Italian-Texan? What a fucking DISMAL combination! "Waahhhyl hahhhh thaaaiyre! Mahhh nayyyme's Jim Bob Mussolini! Would yeeeeooow lahhk some espresso with y'all's catfish and Redman?"
I don't give a FUCK if it's an Italian stereotype or not. You live in the South, and are thus total fucking cannon fodder.)