Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Prev Previous Post   Next Post Next
  #1  
Professor Cool Professor Cool is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Chicago
Professor Cool is probably a spambot
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 01:34 AM        The Terror, The Horror, THE CHICAGO CUBS
Yesterday they beat the shit out of the Marlins 12-3. I not one that is much for sports. But hell, if a team in my town is winning, I tend to watch, like the Bulls back in the day.

Before they face the marlins, they had to go through the Braves. When the did so all i saw on local news channels where a sea of people screaming in a demonic chant.

GO CUBS! HEY SAMMY!!!!

My friend Mark was at his folks who live a mile or two north of Wrigley and and even they could hear it in the air that night.

"It was like the sound of a swarm of locust, I thought the Apocalypse came"

It was literally like Time Square on New Years.

Which brings this up, if that was them when they were only in the quater-finals against the braves. What happens if they beat the Marlins and actually go to the World Series. And even worse, what if they do win the World Series.

Oh there will be anarchy my friends. There garbage piled up from a recent garbage strike which would be highly flammable. And wheater it's a cow and a latern or a drunken idiot and some firecrackers, I think the Chicago Fire's flames will burn again so high that the morons at Woodstock 99' would be proud.




THE DEVIL HAS CORKED ITS BATS

I might be just a tad too paranoid, that or that I lost 20 bucks on that damn game.
Reply With Quote
 



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:53 PM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.