Yellow ketchup

[pjalne]

I don't know if this invention has been released anywhere outside of Norway, and I don't think it should. This is of course a gimmicky thing, and I guess the color technically can be called 'yellow'. The problem is, it's transparent yellow with a hint of sickly green. In fact, it looks EXACTLY like snot, only slimier. The taste is okay, but I think I'm going to just throw away the bottle because it looks so god damn disgusting it isn't funny.