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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 09:05 PM       
I'm the Kat. I'm pretty damn skinny. I'm 13. If I run the mile, I will simultaneosly puke and shit myself on impact. I'm about 5'4 and 127lbs. I'm very pale because I don't like the outside. I masturbate avidly...or get masturbated on. I have sex...but with lots and lots of dudes that are about 45, on average. They hurt me sometimes, but it's still fun. My penis is about 6 inches, and loves when in the presence of men and young children. Preferrably male young children. I invented a super good lube that is very lubifyic. I play with myself in school all the time. My IQ is about 64. And I can totally bag your gay people...if they're old.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
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