Second Fiddle

[Command Prompt]

Some girl wants to take me as her date to a social tommorow but only if the guy she is already going with ditches her, wich I hear he might.

Any suggestions on how to ensure this, as well as making him look like a complete ass?

Here is my plan so far: Wait until I see said girl and guy talking to each other and walk up to them:

Girl - Blah Blah Blah!
Guy - Blah Blah Blah!
Me - So, (to guy)... have you told her yet?
Guy - Huh?
Girl - Tell me what?
Me - Guy here is a registered sex offender and is required by law to inform girls he talks to of this.
Guy - Shit!
Girl - What the hell? You creep! (slaps Guy)