A little about me

[Tubesock]

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I am Tubesock. I have no relative age because I'm a figment of your imagination that likes to skullfuck your ears. I'm a better height, a better weight, and I like mainly licking your sisters' anal-rims. I go to your tanning bed to piss all over your face, and I work out ways to shit on your head. I throw crap at your face in 2 minutes, and I drive a sleek black Porsche 911 into your anus. My IQ is a million points higher than yours because your anus smells of retard, and I'm a master of 2 different forms of martial arts: Bukake on your face, and More Bukake on your face. My dick is 800 inches long in your mouth, and I've tagged and bagged over 1456 of your closest relatives. I work in porn every now and then, but so does your grandma. The biggest porn star I've ever worked with was your grandmother, and she had to remove her false teeth. I am also a golden dick slapper, but who gives a shit about that because my dick is currently slapping bruises all over your mouth.

I like to hump, mainly your sisters. My favorites are Trudy, Geraldine, Betty, Jessica, and your brother Tony who acts like one of your sisters.