Think I approve every review?

[Anonymous]

Here's a recent attempt at reviewing the game, Pong:

Tennis for 2 sound like pong? WeLL FUCKIN AL ALCORN COPIED HAGINBOTHAM. Why doesent i-mockery have a catagory for oscilloscopes? 1962 the day when true viedo games were born a day that will live in infomy. WEll you all know about pong this is pretty much like it.

And here's the follow-up review of the afformentioned Tennis for 2:

This game was the first graphical vedio game ever! I-mockery should have vacum tubes as a choice. Made in 1952 by A.S Dougless at University of Cambridge on Human-Computer interraction.

Game Play:10 considering how old this is it pretty good

Graphics: 9 wll i dont know i had to pretend a online tic-tac-toe was it. But this game is pretty old so how could these graphics be bad

Music:1 no music

Orignality:10 How could it not be original it was the first game ever

Overal:9


In short, we need more competent reviewers, and we need the regular ones to do more reviews, more often.