This is me when I was an ace fighter pilot for the U.S. Navy.
This is me when I was tending bar for awhile. Man...those were the days.
I was a race car driver for awhile. I was really good. Won quite a few championchips before I decided to bow out and let someone else have a chance. Hey, I'm a thoughtful guy.
Then there was the time I went into business for myself as a sports agent. It was iffy at first, but me and my star black football player from Phoenix, we made it through. I really miss that guy. I really showed him the money, in the end though.
Ahh! While I was in the Navy, I was also a lawyer, or JAG (Judge Advocate General). This is a picture of me when I was trying a Marine for having ordered the death of a young Marine private. You'll be happy to know that I won the case, and the guy is currently being ass-fucked by men named Bubba, Leroy, and Sue Ann, respectively, in Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas.
Just a random picture of me looking oh so delicious on a vacation. Sometimes I turn my own self on.
Some chicks just won't take no for an answer when you say, "No, I'd rather not have a close-up done of my modelesque face right now. Yes, you may fondle my dick for a second. Ok, times up. Yes, time is up. Let everyone else have a turn."
Yeah, I'm cooler than you. Learn to deal, motherfuckers, learn to deal.
And as promised, a picture of my dick.
Enjoy.
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