Caught with my pants down

[Zomboid]

I was at my girlfriend's place and we knew her mom was gonna be back EVENTUALLY, we just didn't know when and didn't really care much at the time. We were in her bed and I was completely naked and we fell asleep like that. The stairs to the front door are right outside her window so we woke up when her mom got home and I was fumbling to get my pants on when my oh so clever girlfriend told me to go to the closet. I went and brought my shit with me but forgot my very recognizable jacket on the floor (it's a team football jacket and has my name and position :/ ). She asked where I was and then, almost instinctively, opened the closet door and told me to get out and never return. I got my clothes on and went to the door to get my shoes on and saw like 10 of her relatives all staring at me while her mom yelled about "some guy coming in and fucking my daughter in my own home". I tried not to laugh but it was kinda hard so I just left as soon as I could. As soon as I got out the door her mom came out and threw my wallet at me and told me to expect the cops at my door in the morning.

Yeah....So I'm done with this girl.