Mistaken Indentity (Michael vs.Shania)

[sacredexploit]

Yes I was an odd child.When I was of the age of about 6 or 7 (8 years ago),I had believed that this 'popular' country musician Shania Twain was actually Michael Jackson.By that I mean,I thought that Michael Jackson's name was Shania Twian...in which this meant that Michael was a woman.I had seen a recent picture then of this woman...but she had somewhat changed.Amazingly she had grown a significant amount of facial hair.It was then that I realised I was sadly mistaken.Well hardly "sadly".I later on found out that Michael Jackson was a child-malesting homosexual...and Shania Twain was a crossdressing prostitute...and that neither of them are cool.I was an odd child.Michael Jackson is getting quite old...but I thought I would share this story mainly because I am new here...and because I struck complete boredom. Salute.