The stupidest things you've ever heard.

[Comrade Rocket]

Once me and my friend Mat were walking out of this one class. My friend Mat had recently dyed his hair Blue. While walking out we came across this kid named Brullo. He is one of those kids who thinks he's Mr. Cool but in reality everyone hates him and the only person who hangs out with him is his cousin. In any case while leaving the classroom Brullo goes, "Hey Mat, why did you dye your hair that color, you look like an idiot." Mat was quiet without an insult to strike back with. So I stepped in and said, "its better than looking like a rat." Were Brullo responds, "At least I don't look like Jon Bon Jovi." Needless to say we just left him there.

There was also this other time with Mat were this very White kid who thought he was black and was with the Crips, didn't show up to school. While the other kids were coming up with reasons why he didn't show, Mat says very loudly, "MAYBE HE'S OUT CAPPING ******S." The class got very quiet, and Mat was asked to leave. Then when he came back he started talking about Pedophiles, even I had to leave his alone with that.