A hot lady broke up with her boyfriend

[Perndog]

I met her as soon as school started freshman year, and she was single then but I was taken and by the time my dumb girlfriend broke up with me this hottie hooked up with a big dummyhead. But they split over Christmas break and I just found out and I still sit next to her in class (every semester so far ) and now she's gonna fall in love with me and we're gonna make teh kissyface and have teh secks.

Just thought I'd let you all know.