Name your addiction

[FartinMowler]

I have been addicted to

Pot (quit)
alchohol (couple of beers and I get a headache)
cigarettes (two months quit)
chocolate (makes my teeth hurt)
licorice (helps me poop)
porn (helps me poop and I use licorice to turn the page)
gum (I used to swallow it when I was a kid to see if I could poop it out)
pistacio's (red fingers are cool)
asian women (yes)