Your art? (hypothetically speaking, of course)

[The One and Only...]

If you could make any kind of art piece that you wanted, with unlimited abundance of time, materials, and subjects, what would you make?

To put it bluntly, I'd dump paint on someone, get a canvas, and screw them on it. Why?

1) I have a paint fetish.
2) It would create a unique expression of one of our basic desires - sexual pleasure. Hopefully, you could still tell that a human body was what applied the paint to the canvas, giving it a slightly erotic nature and beautiful form that contrasts with the savage, impulsive colors.