All the time, I hear people talking about how they're on the Atkins diet, and how great it is. Now, I see ads for "Atkins-friendly" food at Subway and Applebees or whatever the fuck. I'm sick of this fucking Atkins diet being shoved down my throat. Whatever happened to eating right and exercising, you lazy assholes?
Well, the joke's on you. Because the person who created this diet was a fat fuck. At the time of his death, he weighed 258 pounds.
http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/02/10....ap/index.html
The articles mentions the weight gain took place between his accident and his death, but I don't care. He was fat, he was fat, he was fat. And if he wasn't fat, his diet is the reason he died. He slipped and hit his head on the sidewalk. A fatt man would have landed differently, and not taken such an impact to the head. IRONY.
So yeah, fuck you and your Atkins. You follow the advice of a fat, old, dead man.
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